The Sun Will Never Set on English Model Tess Daly’s Panties

There are panties and then there are panties, and Tess Daly's panties make us pant. It's like a garden down there and we want to get our hoe and start tending to those fragrant growths. You can see a flower pattern on the crotch that Tess exposes. We'd like to pick it.  

In fact, as we looked very closely at the image of Tess coming out from the car, courtesy of Taxi Driver Movie (link below), we had to question our own eyes. Were these indeed panties with a floral design or was in fact Tess' garden designed to look like this? It's possible. We've heard of the Brazilian, why not the garden? 

Our calls to Taxi Driver Movie were not returned by press time, so we have no facts to report or even collaborate. Calls to Tess and her representatives were equally unresponsive. That leaves us with only one choose, to make it all up. 

Therefore, we can pretend with certainty that Tess has worked her fertile field to resemble an English garden. Her pubes have been woven to appear like vines and then teased into a flower in bloom. It's a look we wish more women would take up. 

Via Taxi Driver Movie