French Chef and His Topless Helper Make Us Salivate

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Look at how the French can take the cooking show, something we thought we cornered the market on in America, and turn up the heat.

What are they saying? What are they cooking? What the hell is going on in this Vimeo (link below)? Who knows and who cares? There's no reason to question a topless hottie in a kitchen.  

The food they make is inconsequential. It's the process, as any artist will tell you, that's the reward. And here that process includes our dark, long-haired, long-limbed, perky paired pretty. She's quite the dish, especially when she's holding up dishes of vegetables that she chopped herself. So talented.

Are you getting hungry? I am, and it's not for food. Do you know what I'm starving for? It's sex! That's right, sex, the sustenance best eaten raw, though sometimes I like to light a little fire under its ass. Why not bring things to a boil?  

Via Pat le Chef - Chili con carne végétarien from 33mag on Vimeo.