Is That a Banana in Your Pants, Miley Cyrus, Or Are You Just Out of Your Mind?

We're beginning to worry about Miley Cyrus' mental stability. Sure, she's shown a flight of fancy in the past, but those heights were on the wings of nudity, which makes sense to us. But now she's taken to props like a comedian and we don't know whether to be turned on or laugh. 

Pop Sugar (link below) has the image, which is shocking not as much for the inflatable fruit as for how much clothing Miley is wearing. Was the concert outside, in the Arctic? We hope this isn't a trend. Maybe she's been watching old Carmen Miranda clips and has found inspiration in a new vegan entertainment.

We hope not. Meat is good. It may be murder, but then I'm not talking about animals. Rather the meat of the most dangerous prey. For those not in the know, that's long pork, human beings. And last time I checked Miley is a human being, though like most superstars she is evolving into something else.

Before that happens I hope she continues to show us meat-eaters the pink that makes our mouths water. We love it all, the rump roast, the loin, the ribs meat, even the fat. You got to have a bit of cheese on your meat.  

Via Pop Sugar