Zoe Duchesne Topless with Friends on Yacht Makes Us Sea-Sexy

Remember that famous exchange between F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway? Fitzgerald said, "Models are different than the rest of us," to which Hemingway replied, "Yeah, they have more tits." What was true then is true now, as model Zoe Duchesne and some of her most topless friends take to the ocean to make waves in your pants. 

How can I book passage on such a three-hour tour? To be stranded with this bevy of beauties would be more than sitcom material, it'd be pornographic, at least if I had my way. But all I can do is dream, wet dream, and masturbate, of course, to the gallery of topless pictures of Zoe and her friends that I've collected in the embedded gallery from our good friends at Egotastic (link below).

The bikini bottoms, small as they may be, remain in place, but the tops are long gone. And the wine appears to flow like semen, which may have been responsible for both the nudity and the photography. Whatever the reason, all you can do is rejoice seeing those perfect tits in the bright light of day. 

Every day is a party for models. They are perfect specimens of sexuality and attract the rich and famous. Can you blame them? Yes, but where does that get us? 

Via Egotastic