Spread Beaver From Miley Cyrus Because…Why Not?

She's got the tongue, the tight twerking ass, the perky pair of tits that she bares for notoriously creepy photographers, but has Miley Cyrus pushed the envelope so far that she's now outside of the box? Maybe, but that only means it's time to start flashing the box.

That, according to the pictures shared by Speed Monkey (link below), is just what our wild child has done. We're not that surprised. Miley does seem to wear her influences on her G-string, and one of the mainstays of her creative expression is stripping. 

Really, hers is a classic striptease: she comes out in outrageous costume and bumps and grinds us into an aroused state, just when we think we can't take it any more she gives us more, like maybe a shake from her bared derriere, then come the tits, of course, but the show isn't done until she's pulled out all stops. That's where the poon meets the tang.

So, she drops down on the floor of the stage, and spreads her legs. There used to be old men at the Triple Treat Theater at Show World in Times Square who would pull out their flashlights at this point for a better look. We suggest you pull out something even more illuminating. 

Via Speed Monkey