Morning Wood: Almost As Good As Krispy Kreme

· With the 24-hour Britney Watch still going strong, Lindsay Lohan must be wondering what she has to expose to get a little attention around here. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Meanwhile, we're not sure where on this earth the sight of Paris Hilton's exposed nipple is still considered news—except, apparently, the UK. Bless their hearts. (taxidrivermovie.com + CNN)

· To the commenter yesterday who asked how far we're willing to go for a bad sex joke ... when it's this easy, you don't have to go very far. (uweekly.com)

· A 77-year-old Kansas man will not let a couple of prison sentences for interstate transportation of pornography stop him from becoming mayor of his town. They could use more people like him in Washington. (hutchnews.com)

· It turns out that penis size does matter ... to rodents. Fortunately for humans, rats can't drive sports cars. (msnbc.msn.com)

· Having sex makes testosterone levels rise in women, which increases the likelihood of orgasm, which makes women feel sexier ... which leads to more sex, which leads to more testosterone, etc. It's a viciously awesome cycle. (abc.net.au)

· Boobs on Bikes returns to New Zealand: "People say sex and perversion are wrong but look at it - when it's free to the public, half the city comes out." Enough said. (stuff.co.nz)

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