Lisa Rinna Shows Her Civic Pride and Votes Camel Toe

There are two things we love: a woman who is serious about her civic responsibility and a woman who wears leggings so tight that we get a topographic map of her womanhood. Yesterday, Lisa Rinna gave us both. God bless America! 

The wonderful perverts at Egotastic (link below) provided us with the visual. It's something that will haunt our masturbation for weeks. The soap legend was spotted coming out of some yoga class in Studio City in caution-yellow tights that draw the eye like only a vagina can. 

If she didn't reach nirvana after that workout, we certainly have seeing her after that workout. Our mantra is pussy, pussy, pussy. We can almost smell the fruits of her labor. Nothing sweeter. Enlightenment, a wise man once told us, is like a clamshell, and all you have to do is find a way in to the hot meat.

But this isn't all about Lisa's sex appeal, as powerful as that may be, but her good citizenship. That's sexy, too, you know. If you can move your eyes away from Lisa's camel toe for a moment and stare at her tits you'll see she has a "I Voted" sticker there. Even though the primary election has the lowest turnout in about a century in California, our polling place was certainly happy to see Lisa show up. 

Via Egotastic