Sex Sells And Sex Dolls Sell Cars Apparently

Trying to get rid of that hoopty? Just take a page out of this UK man's playbook and pair your picture of it with a sex doll. 

According to The Daily Mail (link below), Angus Dean "borrowed" the sex doll to try and get rid of his '99 VW hatchback on eBay. 

As well as being pictured opening the car door and sitting in the driver's seat, Sandy was also used to point out the areas of rust on the Mk2 1.8-litre model. Mr Dean, an estate manager, said: 'I thought it was a great idea and I’ve had people ringing up about it. 'We did the same with a ride-on mower, and it sold straight away.

So his "friend," let's call him Lars, is just willing to lend out his sex doll any time this guy needs to move some worthless junk on eBay? Not bloody likely Angus. 

The doll's owner, a married father-of-three who asked not to be named, said he uses the doll for professional purposes because they come 'without the fuss' of the real model. He said: 'I've asked models if they would pose for eBay adverts before and most aren’t interested in it. 'Poseable mannequins are ready, and do what you need them to do. You don’t get the fuss you might get with models.

I imagine Angus giving out his phone number and affecting a different accent when the reporter called up. 

This guy went all out by the way, just check out these photos...

On a related note, porn industry you're on notice until you do a porn parody of Mannequin. You're telling me you couldn't mine this shit for comedy?

Via The Daily Mail