Nude Beaches to Be Seen and to See

Nude beaches are not just for Europeans anymore. Americans are getting into the action.

The Huffington Post (link below) notes:

"Like bathing suits, one nude beach does not fit all. There are beaches that cater to toned and tanned, while others appeal to sporty types and those who prefer to plant themselves into loungers for the day with an engrossing paperback (or e-reader) in hand."

We're sure that's not the only thing in hand.

"Keep in mind there is some etiquette to heed. Don’t stare at the bare. Glance but don’t linger. It’s considered rude – at least wear very dark sunglasses. Put a towel down before you sit, from picnic tables to bar stools. It circumnavigates that 'ick' factor."

But our sunblock has an ICK Factor of 30 and above.

"Sunscreen is a must. Your tender bits are also prone to burn. Your beach bag needs to contain a bottle of the strong stuff with an SPF of 30 or above. The key buzz words to look for are 'waterproof' and 'full' or 'broad spectrum.' And, thanks to modern technology, there are formulas that prevent sand from sticking to your birthday suit."

Hey, don't tell us how to treat our penis. We prefer it with a healthy tan.

Via Huffington Post