“Hairy Mormons Of Salt Lake City” Available For Purchase on May 21

Strip off your magic underwear and get ready for your kielbasa to swell up to the size of Kolob, Hairy Mormons of Salt Lake City is finally here.

According to XBiz (link below), Hot Mess Entertainment's latest title is shipping to retailers now, though one in particular won't be carrying it.

Howard Levine, Exile Distribution Chief, tried to place Hot Mess Entertainment's latest title, "Hairy Mormon's of Salt Lake City," in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Gift Shop to no avail. He reported that, despite some initial local interest, his gesture was ultimately turned down.

Man, what would Joseph Smith think of all this mess? Elohim must not be pleased, I can tell you that much.

"We thought we had a shot since it's all local girls, and Mormons are always trying to reach out to a younger demographic," Levine said. "But eventually Distribution Vice President Greg Garber turned us down." Garber allegedly said "that idea will fly like a fart in a church," adding, "I don't care who said what, that dog will never, never, never hunt."

Careful not to mix your metaphors too much there Greg. Levine is optimistic about the title's future, however.

Levine reminds distributors and retailers that "Mormons are only 2 percent of the U.S. population, so there's still lots of folks to sell [to]." The title features Salt Lake girls with an aversion to the razor. Levine said of Hot Mess' new release, "this line is on fire, and I'm on a ‘mission' to sell these Mormons!"

The title is shipping now and streets one week from today, on May 21.

Via XBiz