Ana Braga in Ass-of-Sight Purple Thong

Bikinis are great, but thongs are better, and Brazilian model, singer and actress Ana Braga in a purple thong on the beach is about as close to orgasm as we can get without soiling our pants.

These images, courtesy of our good friends at Egotastic (link below), aren't even from Brazil, where you'd expect to see her, and everyone else, shaking their rumps. But this butt-exposure occurred on our native, usually ass-unfriendly shores, specifically Miami.

It makes us proud to be American. This country truly is the melting pot. It's a place where a People, GQ, Esquire, Playboy, Zoo, Maxim, TMZ and TV Record-Brazil celebrity can just go out and sun herself.

Though originally from Rio de Janeiro, Ana has been in the United States for close to 19 years and has become an American Citizen, so we're even more attracted to her, because we love patriots. We love a great ass even more. Wasn't it Patrick Henry who memorably said in the Revolutionary War, "Give me a naked woman's butt or give me death."

That's what freedom is all about.

Via Egotastic