Wet Spots: When Porn Dreams Come True

· Authorities are searching for a woman who broke into a University of Michigan fraternity house and masturbated on the couch for half an hour last Thursday, also known "the greatest day in Pi Kappa Alpha history." (michigandaily.com)

· Melita Toniolo is yet another hot foreign babe who we'd like to get to know better. America needs to step up its game. (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· Police recover over 100 pounds of stolen panties from a Washington State man and they're all laid out for you. Seriously, they're all laid out the floor for some reason. (krem.com)

· When all else fails ... zookeepers turn to panda porn. Again. (foxnews.com)

· Adrants does a complex statistical analysis to determine why men watch more online videos than women despite being a minority on the internets. (Hint: It's the porn, stupid.) (emarketer.com + adrants.com)

· Would you like to be the proud owner of a plaster cast of the boobs of some supermodel you've never heard of? Of course you would. Start bidding! (metro.co.uk)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives