Wells Fargo Wants To Be In The Porn Business

All over Los Angeles today, the intrepid men and women of the porn industry must be singing this tune.

After I reported last week that Chase Bank was shutting down accounts belonging to people in the industry, Wells Fargo appeared like a beacon in the long, dark, smutty night, saying, "bring us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to fuck whomever they choose, and film it, and get paid for it, and put that money in a bank that doesn't discriminate against them."

A company representative told TMZ, "Of course we encourage these industry workers to come to us with their business and we will gladly help them."

These people have money and they need to put it somewhere, so this makes perfect sense from an economic standpoint. I'm frankly shocked it took any banking institution this long to stand up and say, "we want your money, no matter how you earned it."

Plus, it's not as if Chase has a spotless record when it comes to their business dealings. Even a cursory glance into their history reveals some skeletons of their own. 

Maybe this is all just Chase's way of trying to get into porn too.

Via XBIZ