Fat Bottomed Girls Really Do Make the Rockin’ World Go ‘Round

Fellas, or ladies too for that matter, if you're on the prowl for a promiscuous woman, you may want to carry around a tape measure on your excursions out.

New research at the University of Leeds points to a woman's hip width as the best indicator of their sexual behavior. This highly scientific study consisted of women filling out a survey on their sexual habits and activity level, and submitting themselves to hip measurements. The findings are highly revealing.

Researchers said the study suggest that women with hips wider than 36 centimeters or 14.2 inches had sex with more people and engaged in more one-night stands than those with hips under 31 centimeters or 12.2 inches wide. Furthermore, women who engaged in one-night stands in three our of every four of their sexual relationships had hips that were at least two centimeters or 0.8 inches wider than those who didn't have so many one-night stands. Researchers believe the latest study suggests that women with wider hips are more promiscuous because giving birth is easier and less traumatic for them than for their smaller-hipped counterparts.

The full finding of the study can be found at Springer.com, but it's clear that these doctors are Queen fans, and should dub this "The Freddie Mercury Principle." It's a fitting tribute to a man who spent his entire career trying to break down sexual mores. Now someone get to work on finding out if the only ways to hurt a man are to cheat him, beat him, treat him bad, and then leave him when he's down.

Via Counsel & Heal