Funny Sex Is a Restaurant Where Penis and Breasts Are on the Menu

Themed restaurants have finally gotten around to satisfying our insatiable desire for sex and food with a Taiwan's first sex-themed eatery. No word yet on if pussy-eating is on the menu, but we understand you can order a penis. It's a mouthful.

The Huffington Post, who else, broke the news (link below) about Funny Sex, the sex-themed eatery. And that penis? It's a pudding, which kind of defeats the whole purpose.

It opened in Kaohsiung, a southern city in Taiwan, and "Funny Sex manager Chen Yu-gi explained that the phallic pudding and breast-shaped objects took a long time to find: 'It's not easy to choose, as they have to be decorative and not repulsive.' No word on if the nipple dispensers in the bathrooms are repulsive or not, or if the penis shrine is 'hung' correctly."

One thing is certain, you'll never have to dine alone. They offer you the inflatable escort of a blowup doll at your table. She's not the greatest conversationalist, but then considering what she usually puts in her mouth you'll likely be happy she's not jawing.

There's even a bit of sex education to go with your meal, in that the menu offers the average penis and breast size of people from various countries. What we'd like to know is if they deliver. We'd like to try some of their menu items in the privacy of our home.

Via Huffington Post