Jessica Pare Is a Woman We Love

Jessica Pare is a "Mad Men," in that she is on that popular cable show, but it's more than just men that are mad for this sexy, dark-haired beauty.

The good people at Esquire have deemed Jessica one of their Women We Love (link below), and they spend a great deal of time talking about her teeth.

"'You can't get a lot of shit stuck in these teeth,' she says. She's right. Those teeth are a flosser's dream—standing straight, close but not touching, like coworkers forced into a company photograph. They're also just teeth. Effective and normal, highlighted simply because she chose not to dump twenty grand into having the exact same mouth as every other actor. Those teeth are not Mike Tyson's face tattoo. They are forgettable."

Yeah, she has nice teeth. But we're not buying a horse here. The accompanying picture shows off more than her teeth, however, it seems that Esquire sent a dentist to do a fan's work.

The article also notes, "The distinctive smile that people have harped on ever since she first appeared as a secretary on season four of AMC's hit series Mad Men. The teeth that people felt so free to criticize online that her Facebook bio says simply, 'This is actually me, so please try not to say mean things. Thanks!' The ones that enough people, three seasons later, still search for to make 'Jessica Paré teeth' the first suggested option when you type her name into Google."

Ugh.

Via Esquire