Cameron “Cameltoe” Diaz Is Humptastic

Cameron Diaz is the act-chest that keeps on giving. She's on vacation, avoiding the snow back east and the sun in the west for the hot and sandy tropical paradise that allows her to wear bikinis.

Just last week she was caught in the camera lens without her top on, and now we have the Charlie's Angel with her bikini on, but a clear outline of her cameltoe. Those lips were made for whacking and that's just what we'll do, one of these days we're going to whack all over you, Cameron.

If she keeps this up (and by this we mean her wanton behavior and our hard-on), then they'll be little reason for her to continue working on the screens big or small. Just go on a permanent vacation, babe, and we'll see what develops.

Pack light. A string bikini is too much, but we'll let you wear it if only because it's better to have something to take off. It's sexier that way. We like a bit of a striptease.

Note, too, how happy Cameron appears in these pictures. Whether that bikini bottom is hugging her pussy or riding up the crack of her ass, it's hot and we're bothered.

The Nip Slip