Who Can Come Over Tall Buildings? Superfuck!

Every now and then a hero is delivered to our world, usually at a time when the world needs heroes to uplift us, and this couple are heroes.

Sure, they look like an ordinary couple. Ordinary bed. Ordinary Curtains on over the window. Ordinary bedspread. Ordinary lingerie. But look closer. There's something different about these two.

What is that, you ask? It's called passion. You can't fake that. It's like a flaccid penis or a hard-on, neither lies, but you'd want one and not the other.

This couple doesn't need a cape. They don't require a costume to prove to the world that they're made of superior stuff. They just need a camcorder and each other. Together they are better than their parts.

And so to these heroes we offer you the greatest tribute we can make, that is the ejaculate that you have brought forth from our person. It is with this sticky spew of wet fireworks that we salute your heroic act. Consider it a tickertape parade to honor you, though instead of tickertape we have semen.

But then, before we know it, they're gone. We didn't even have a change to properly thank them. Oh sure we spunk in our hands, but we also wanted to shake theirs. For this we are sad, but we understand. You have other places to be, other people to save. For you are heroes.

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