Ashley Greene in Blue Tights Gives Us Blue Balls

Ashley Greene is an actress and model best known for her work in the Twilight series, you know with the vampires and the werewolves, but we're seeing clearly now a camel-toe.

We love to see the outline of any woman's vaginal lips, but a celebrity, a movie star and a model, well, this muff be our lucky day. Or is it?

Now we're aroused. Now we want to fuck. Now we want to pull off Ashley's leggings and bury our nose deep in the hairy forest of her nether regions. And now we can't, because we're here and she's...where?

On the Internet? In Hollywood? Wherever. Whatever. It is very frustrating. She doesn't return our calls. That may have something to do with not knowing her number. But we're dialing. We're calling. Someone's answering. Why must it be so hard?

Speaking of hard, we're getting harder and harder and it's just not fair. We want Ashley Greene and all we got are blue balls! What can we do to relieve this torment? Is there no hope for us? Are we doomed? Doomed!

What's that you say? Put my hands down my pants? Okay, we're willing to try anything. Okay, now what? Stroke it while looking at the pictures of Ashley? Strange request, but we'll do it. Oh. My. God.

Thank you.

via Egotastic