Oral? There’s An App For That.

The touch-phone just got intimate with the launch of a new app that teaches oral sex by licking.

Reported in the Huffington Post (link below), "Lick This, a new App by San Francisco-based team 'Club Sexy Time,' promises to let users hone their cunnilingus skills by licking their smartphones, according to Fast Company.

"The app requires no download; you just go to lickthisapp.com on your mobile browser and start tonguing away at your phone screen. The site suggests that you 'wrap it up' by putting some plastic wrap over the screen. This is presumably because your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.

"Once you've fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it's time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists.

"'Up n' Down,' which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down as quickly as possible.

"'Circles,' which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible.

"'Freestyle,' which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen."

It's only a matter of time, though, before this app will become obsolete. We're waiting for the Blow Me app, then they'll be no reason to improve our skills, only plug into a power source and enjoy the ride.

Via Huffington Post