If you think classic gladiator movies are a serious art form, then you better not watch the voiceover-mangled, oversexed retro mashup videos over at Trojan Tales, a newish marketing campaign for Trojan brand condoms; keep your sword sheathed and move along, Scrotus Maximus. But if you're like us, your brain needs an occasional hilarious timesuck brain rinse to edge out the tedious hours spent schooling interns on the finer points of properly evaluating Pringles Can Vaginas or porn sommalier course pairings for that vintage bottle of FizzTM Soda-Flavored Lubricant. There's no nudity, but there's lots of bad sex jokes, sexy and bodacious slave babes with unusually low voices, and some awe-inspiring hair (chest and otherwise). -V. Blue
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