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National Masturbation Month: A Hands-On Guide

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They say that learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all, and since you rarely have to buy yourself dinner or a fancy ring in order to get lucky we'd say that's a pretty tough statement to argue with. As you mayknow by now, May is National Masturbation Month, and in honor of that self-centered spirit we've pulled together this collection of links, pictures and videos that not only recognize the event, but will help you find ways to enjoy the occasion yourself. Of course, just about every post in our archives should be able to help you with that, but that's the beauty of this month-long extravaganza—each and every day is an new opportunity to celebrate. Maybe even two or three opportunities, if you have enough stamina.

Events:

Masturbate-a-thons have been scheduled for May 19 in Portland, Oregon, and May 26 in San Francisco. Find one in your area or hold your own ... literally. (avn.com + xbiz.com)

Trivia:

· Jacking the Box Office: The Top Masturbation Scenes In Hollywood Movies (about.com)
· The 15 Best Songs That Are Totally About Masturbation (cracked.com)

Technical Support:

· Advanced Masturbation
· The Masturbation Interviews
· Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Gifts:

· This Week In Porn Titles: "All By Myself"

Inspiration:

· I Feel Myself
· Red Handed Porn
· Hand(s) Down Pants

Visual Aids:

· Claire Masturbation (Haporn)

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· Amateur Squirter (Haporn.com)

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· "MASTURBATION is compulsorily exposed in the presence of others" (PornoTube)

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· Homemade Video (XXXUploads)

Penis Envy:

· Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog
· Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring

Niche Marketing:

· How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!)
· Vagetarian Porn
· Flesh Flicks: Vacuum Sex

Unclassifiable:

However you choose to celebrate, just remember one thing: Have fun out there! This guy certainly does.

· "dont call me baby" (XXXUploads)
· Videos by BadBoyVenus: Your Day Just Got A Little Gayer

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Thumbnail: "The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation" (1844) (doarcodavelha.blogspot.com)


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