Meet Katee Holmes

If you have any doubts that a porn career is the quickest route to international stardom, consider the case of newbie Katee Holmes, who made headlines on Page Six today despite the fact that she hasn't even filmed anything yet based on her name alone. Katee, who has apparently pissed off the spouse of an eminent Scientologist due to her nom de guerre a mere two days after her name first appeared in an AVN press piece, will reportely be losing her virginity onscreen in an upcoming production as part of pornstress Shy Love's stable of talent at Adult Talent Managers. Rumours that the scene will involve her making sweet intergalactic love to a reincarnation of Xenu were unconfirmed as of press time.

· "VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE" (nypost.com)
· "Katee Holmes Draws Ire of Katie Holmes" (xfanz.com)
· "Katee Holmes: The Porn Virgin" (avn.com)
· Adult Talent Managers (adulttalentmanagers.com)