Giving A Hand To Fun Factory’s Ocean SmartVibes

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This darling mini-vibe from the lively folks at Fun Factory is a cute little thing modeled after the waves of the sea. But, where it counts, is it more of a Poseidon or Nemo?

Shoot, now, aesthetically-minded creature I am, I wanted to love this little guy just for being adorable. After our encounter, however, I have to say I'm strongly just in like. It's not that there isn't plenty to enjoy about it besides its pretty face. The motor is whisper-quiet, which you can probably tell from the video -- it keeps things so hush-hush you can barely make out the different mode vibrations , huh? That's a great thing for the slut on the go, who might find her- or himself grinding in close company (hey, it happens). Also, the Ocean's diminutive size makes it easily carry along-able. It's powered by two AAA batteries which can also be good, i.e. no wait times for charging and such. It's pretty powerful considering, as well.

So these are great qualities, yeah. But... overall the Ocean just doesn't measure up. First of all, it is a mini vibe, and unless my G-spot is tucked way up in the recesses of an unusually cavernous vagina, this guy wasn't quite reaching where other toys have. Further, the front wave designed for clitoral stimulation is lacking its own motor, so was kind of just like dead weight up there.

That's not to say this does not feel good inside -- it does. It provides a nice, full feeling, and I found that with the right combination of bobbing and weaving to get that front wave in on some sweet clit action, it felt mighty nice indeed. But it was difficult for me to keep up the choreography for an extended amount of time, which is what would have been required to truly take off. This leads me to believe the Ocean might be lovely for partner use, where you can be all, "Bitch, you do this". Further the angles and such to which a partner are privy would make it easier overall.

The Ocean also boasts a ton of modes, but to be honest, I couldn't really make heads or tales of the chart that comes with it. There're apparently four different aspects of "Merengue Mode", five in "Aerobic Mode" and some more in "Razzle Dazzle Mode". In fact, this was so confusing to me I will include some photographic evidence.

Yeah, I don't know. For $70, I think one would be much, much better off going for, seriously, something like the third-of-the-price Bunny Kiss or saving up for the swanky-bunny JOpen Vanity Vr.16, of which I am a big fan.

Alas, the Ocean is cute, but didn't have me on a surfin' safari. It could be me, though! If any of you have positive experiences with this, please let me know because everybody's different.

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