Morning Wood: Free Boobies!

· Newspapers and websites appeal to the lowest common denominator and use cheap, tawdry tactics to grab attention. In other news, look at these tits! (brisbanetimes.com.au)

· No, really: look at these tits. Though the asses ain't bad either. (Michelle Marsh and Lindsey Anne Strutt @ dailyniner.com)

· An elementary school discovers the hard way that their educational videos were recorded over someone's used porn tapes. That's just good recycling. (wsls.com)

· Since the weather is finally pleasant around here, how about some nude gardening? Your thumb won't be the only thing that's green ... wink, wink. (earthtimes.org)

· A New York man is suing the makers of a health drink because he says it gave him a permanent erection. To be fair, it was called Boost Plus. (news.com.au)

· Letter to the Editor of the Day: "Our culture is on the skids!" You say that like it's a bad thing. (mainetoday.com)

· Remember the "Rad Girls"? Well, they may think subway pole dancing is a great "prank," but it's a lot tamer than what we saw on our commute this morning. Don't worry, they still managed to work farting in there. (maximonline.com)

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Thumbnail boobies courtesy Ashley Robbins (bustycafe.net)

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