Morning Wood: Rise Of The Strip Clubs

· Venzeulan beauty queen Aida Yespica puts on quite a show, especially when she isn't wearing a shirt. She should still learn to use her hands more. (dailypoa.com)

· A moratorium on new strip clubs in Seattle has finally been lifted after 18 years. Seattle's 18-year-olds will never know what they were missing. (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

· Meanwhile, Cleveland's mayor want to build a "strip club district", where horny bachelor party attendees can gather en masse. We hope there are enough $1 bills to go around. (cleveland.com)

· A new survey says that carpenters and other "tradies" do better than white collar workers when it comes to getting dates, although we think the investment bankers and their million dollar bonuses do alright for themselves. (news.com.au)

· Italian sex bomb Monica Bellucci says that "Beauty has no laws," which is too bad because her body should be illegal.

· Art folks are buzzing over the painting of a naked lady found underneath a famous Australian masterpiece. Boy, everybody has to keep their boobie pictures hidden, don't they? (news.com.au)

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