Teal Conrad: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

August 23, 2013
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Teal: an under-appreciated color. Teal Conrad: an under-appreciated babe. Did you know that Ms. Conrad is a UCLA student and a former fitness model? We didn't, but now we do; look at us, appreciating Teal! Let's keep this going!

1. Bedhead and Morning Sex: Surprised we picked this title? Of course you aren't; everybody knows we're obsessed with morning sex, and if Teal Conrad is having it, then we're having her. She has, arguably, the best bedhead in the film (literally, her hair is messy and cute), and though her body is still slumbering, her mind is awake and already hungry for cock. Teal gets the blood flowing with some horizontal stretches, and this summons Alex Gonz over to her so that he might smooch and chomp upon her flesh. Our gal seems a bit subdued as far as riding dong goes, but she ups the energy as her orgasm approaches, and we think this fits with the theme.

2. My Slutty Weekend: Everybody needs a slutty weekend now and then, even pornstars! The film has a nice improvisational feeling to it, with much of the choreography coming together before your eyes, and this scene captures Teal's eagerness to get in on the action. She sees genitals, she knows what she is capable of, and so she inserts herself where she is most needed: beneath Anikka Albrite. We love babes who take initiative.

3. Stimulant: Honestly, we're a little embarrassed that we're including a second scene with Alex Gonz, but the tone of their vignette here is vastly different from the one in "Bedhead," so this isn't a senseless repeat. Teal and Alex spent the night on the town, they've just returned to their place, and they are all over each other. The energy starts high and it only climbs as their clothes come off, she pushes Alex down in a chair, and rides him with the supreme power of her hips and thighs. Everything they do comes with a sense of urgency! For example, nobody has standing doggy style sex unless they desperately need to fuck and can't wait for surfaces to appear.

4. My Girlfriends Mother 5: Woe is Teal, for she plays the "uninteresting" girlfriend of the surf-obsessed Tyler Nixon, but honestly, we think Tyler is kind of a tool in this movie (his character, that is; we think he's a stellar performer). Therefore, we view this scene as something that says, "Ugh, dog, why are you obsessed with chasing waves and MILFs when you have this tasty beast to love right here?" We bet Tyler the Real Human knows the error of his character's ways, and that's why he puts extra effort into eating Teal out. Or maybe she's just delicious.

5. Seduction 2: Teal is taking a shower when she's joined by... Alex Gonz! Nope, just kidding! It's Ramon Nomar, totally different. Anyway, you know what hot water does to people--it turns them to tea and then they have to drink each other. Teal starts first, dropping to her knees to worship Ramon's cock, but Ramon quickly reciprocates by wedging his face between Teal's ass cheeks and licking her from clit to crack. They take their antics to dry land, hit the bed, and Teal's wet hair clings to her body as her tits bounce with every thrust from Ramon. He eats her asshole a little more because he knows what's good for him. All in all, it's a wet, rambunctious scene with great chemistry!