Dirty-Waltzing Matilda

We like this gal -- we'd twirl her around a ballroom in a flowing, gauzy dress, lighting up the dance floor like a couple of shooting stars. Although we'd just as fancifully slam her doggy whilst dolled up in a neon thong. Both are whimsical dreamscapes in their own right.

You better bring out the Vaseline-coated lenses because we're getting all romantical in here. And our kind of romance happens to involves creampies. What? Oh, okay. We'll send a note on a heart-shaped doily, too.

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