Lyrical Porn Phrase of the Week: “Lick It Don’t Dick It”

Who knows how much money Gawker Media lost when it chose "Pure Filth" for its nipple-abrading t-shirts over "Lick it - don't dick it"? It's important not to wallow in despair over lost opportunities, though, and instead revel in the Ladies Only escapades contained herein, in which ten girls, including Mone Divine and Tommie Ryden (pictured), and love interest Lorena Sanchez do wonderful, horrible things to one another.

In the same way one can be unkempt but never "kempt," we are made aware that while some of us can dick around or dicker over something, we never, ever say "I'd like to dick that." Let's start now. - GP

· The Candy Shop (rlddistribution.com)
· Buy "Lick It Don't Dick It" (excaliburfilms.com)
· Buy a Fleshbot T-Shirt too! Mmmmm ... cottony!

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive