Now here's a first-time anal excursion we can get behind. How kind of these folks to share their special moment! You know, it's just the trajectory of our lives -- our first steps, our first goal, our first public oration, our first ass-bang. Oh, the life skills we accumulate!
Okay, being able to walk is a pretty great and useful skill. But... ass-banging is generally more fun, and, arguably, just as useful. Yet, never the twain shall meet. Unless you've got some freaky-ass shit going on we can't imagine. If so... you know where to find us.
* We all do know that another life skill is not going from anal to vaginal in one fell swoop, right? Bacteria from the back entering the front could cause an infection.
· our first anal...just the tip (xtube.com)