Celebrity (Non-)NippleWatch: Pamela Anderson On Conan O’Brien

We've been known to go through some great lengths to catch a glimpse of celebrity nipple in our time, but even our most obsessive efforts pale in comparison to the boob aficionado who posted this Zapruder-like video of Pamela Anderson on the Conan O'Brien show last night. But the oddest thing is that despite the slow motion and close-up view, we still can't make out any nipple. Not that we haven't seen it before, of course, and not that Pam hauling her girls around in a clingy dress doesn't have its own particular appeal ... but if you're going to go through all the trouble of uploading a video to YouTube and call it a "wardrobe malfunction", shouldn't there at least be some sort of payoff? (Unless we're missing something, of course, and that shadow we're seeing on the side of her tit is in fact a curiously distended areola ... but surely we're not going blind from all that you-know-what we do just yet, are we?)

· "Pam Anderson Nipple Slip Conan O'Brien June 20, 2007" (YouTube)

· See also: "Things That Happened On And Around Late-Night Talk Shows Last Night" (Defamer)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive