Milves in Training: “Pregnant in Prague”

While it's true that "Pregnant in Prague" is no gauzy celebration of impending motherhood, there is a lot of care taken in this movie to make the performers look good, and the sex is sexy, not porny, as befitting their delicate station.

Each of the five women in "PiP" is at least seven months pregnant, or past the second trimester, often known as the honeymoon period of pregnancy. This means they are massively pregnant and very possibly uncomfortable. One makes her way slowly to a cheap apartment, another slathers her pregnant belly with moisturizer, another eases herself back in a hospital bed.

There is no Hollywood magic making these milves-in-training appear to be something they are not, that is: pregnant.

Thus (and thankfully), the sex is gentle and less flamboyant. I'm not saying it's tender and soulful, but there is an added element of concern on the male performer's part, even if the dialogue reflects none of this.

I am sure that some porn consumers may be squeamish, or may think the whole point of porn is to avoid pregnancy. Wasn't that why the facial cumshot was invented? But it is what it is: pregnant women like sex, too.

Speaking of facial cumshots: there aren't any in this movie. I'll leave it to you to guess where the baby batter goes.

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