Behold Stacy Haiduk’s Wet, Bouncy, Steamy Credentials

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We realize that the clip of Stacy Haiduk eating KFC in the nude may have left you with some questions about how Stacy got to be where she is today and what makes her the best spokesperson for fried chicken and titties. We respect your curiosity, so we looked up some of her old naughty scenes!

So what qualifies Stacy to sling fast food in the way she does? As you can tell from this film--which is a horror film about a metal-toothed murderer who bites the heads of his victims like a geek with chickens--Stacy has the power to soothe those around her and leave them completely disarmed with her sensuality and thoughtful rubbings. See the parallels? Chickens, nudity, violence, horror, distractions; don't make us spell it out for you.

· "Luther the Geek" (imdb.com)