Looking For Subtle Petraeus Jokes In “All In: A Gangbang Movie”

They have to be there, right? New Sensations wouldn't just accidentally name their gangbang special the same thing as that Petraeus bio written by his mistress; the stars align in mysterious ways, but not like that. We're going to do all we can to tease the hidden meanings from the hardcore four-on-one fucking, and we won't rest until our hunger for belatedly topical humor is sated.

So what do we know? Well, Luna C. Kitsuen is dressed as a schoolgirl. This harkens to the full title of the Petraeus bio, "All In: The Education of General David Petraeus." Where does one gain their education? The once-beloved four star general sent many men into the gaping maw of battle; Luna sends men into her gaping maw. The parallels don't end there, folks. Four guys. Four stars. You feel where we're going with this? Instead of being decorated with meaningless medals, Luna is covered in men--men who want to fill all of her holes and fuck her brains out until she comes and writhes on their cocks. Yes, they're a lot of fun, but they're mostly symbols of Luna's heavy responsibility.

While we're talking about heavy responsibilities, let's spend a moment thinking about the person who has to Photoshop these pictures (and no, this has nothing to do with Petraeus). Look at this picture of Mia Rider being stuffed with dick, one in her mouth and two in her pussy. Now look at the following picture in which there's a dong in every hole. Notice anything different? The gent behind Mia has a huge Master Shake tattoo on his flank! So you see, New Sensations is like the military, censoring certain details of the lives of their employees, but sometimes making mistakes. (We totally brought it back to Petraeus. We rule.)

If you like learning about the rise and fall of American military masterminds, or if you just want to watch some PYTs get impaled upon giant dicks over and over again, you will enjoy "All In: A Gangbang Movie."

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