The World Almost Collapsed Into Stacy And Joey’s Jugs

"Were you a bit scared something might happen when both sets of boobs came together?" asks the interviewer, who can still feel every cell and molecule in his body returning to normal after being stretched out and bent over the side of their breast-based event horizon. Yes, ladies, tell us: do you fear the end of the world you bring about with your tig ol' bitties?

Stacey Poole's response: "Well, I think Joey's obviously got bigger boobs than me, so I was a little worried about being suffocated by them. Ha-ha!"

Joey Fisher's response: "Ha-ha! I was. I'm worried for the camera and the readers' eyes. I don't know if they're going to be able to handle seeing so much boob."

Do we detect a hint of animosity between these two tit titans? Is Nuts taking the necessary precautions to prevent them from tearing each other apart? They need tranquilizers at the ready--specifically, the kind of tranq that shrinks your boobs for ten minutes. Yeah, that exists! How do you think they fit into bras ever?

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)