New Medical Clinic Solves All Your Perverted Problems

You know that burning sensation that's been bothering you for the last six days months years or so, but that you were too embarrassed to ask your doctor about? Well, relief may be just a quick plane ride away thanks to the opening of the brand new San Diego Sexual Medicine practice. It's a "multidisciplinary health care facility" focused on "prevention, diagnosis, treatment, and rehabilitation of conditions or diseases that involve sexual function." In other words, they won't just give you two Viagra and tell you to call them in the morning.

The clinic may be the first of its kind devoted to a complete medical approach to sexual health and is run by a doctor who understands that people who like to fuck don't deserve whatever horrible afflictions befall them. (He also looks a little like your kindly old grandfather, but don't let that throw you.) We can't promise you'll find a naughty nurse to cure what else ails you, but hopefully that Restless Penis Syndrome will soon be a thing of the past.

· "The sex doctors will see you now" (msnbc.com, via reginalynn.com)
· San Diego Sexual Medicine (sandiegosexualmedicine.com)
Thumbnail via/not to be confused with Swank's "Sex Hospital"

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Previously: Evil Nurses: "Medical Pain Sluts", Bare Boobs On YouTube: The Legends Are True!, Restless Penis Syndrome: It Could Happen To You