Sex Blog Roundup: Surprise, Surprise

Does it come as any surprise that sex bloggers—who you'd think had seen and done it all—can still be surprised every now and then? Sneaking around the web this week, we pounce on sex with sleeping partners, a wanking teammate and a case of mistaken identity. Even the best-laid plans hold unexpected twists ... sure, your lover brought home another man, but who expected him to be a crybaby?

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and hold out your hands for what Jefferson has for you with today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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One and The Same

One day her "boyfriend" moved away to some state in the Midwest and she pined away to me, through teary eyes and a sniffling nose how heart broken she was that he hadn't even IMed her or called once since the move. I gave her my shoulder to cry on without hesitation, wrapped her up in a hug and assured her she would still have the hottest boy to dance with at our canteens and that she didn't need him anyway. A couple of weeks into the ordeal, I had the brilliant idea of IMing her pretending to be him.

- Aero-Veracity

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Just Got a Surprise Visit

We met at my work place. I knew exactly where we can go for a private moment. The lights were out and we closed the door making sure it was locked. I slammed him to the wall and he brought me close. We kissed. His hands were in the back of my jeans and made their way inside my panty. To my surprise as we kissed passionately he lifted me up. My legs wrapped around him and my hands supporting the wall behind him, he carried me. Damn! I think I am pretty heavy but he was strong. I am like put me down baby. He took a hand in the front of my panty and started fingering me getting me all wet. I started rubbing his very hard cock.

- Want You To Want Me

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OMG It's Early!

There I was, sleeping soundly away thinking of the girl from the new Bionic Woman show, or cookies, or guitars, or the girl from the Bionic Woman eating cookies while playing guitar or something like that...anyway, I was asleep. That is the point. I awoke to my wife's nails digging into my chest and her tongue in my mouth. Moments later, she was on top of me, grinding against my ever-hardening cock. I could feel the moistness of her sex. Within seconds, our drawers were off and I slid my dick up and into her as she lowered herself onto me.

- We Are the People Your Parents Warned You About

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What the Butler Saw, Heard and Then Did

What I saw would have sent shivers down your cock shaft. The missionary classic rump view with sight of the under shaft of his cock shoveling deep inside her with deft thwacks. His body angled over, arms pegging her legs well far towards her shoulders, her contorted thighs bent upwards and packaged against his levering pelvis. Sabine was beginning to hyperventilate through her nostrils, she does this when the pleasure is at maximum over-drive, and it is accompanied by intermittent yelps of delectation. I was rapidly yanking my cock in the same rhythm a drummer simulating an industrial techno beat might. I over-populated the carpet for the third time just before seeing Sabine fling her self in a mad writhe to orgasm, flinging herself forward but grasping at nothing.

- Fancies and Fuckeries

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Opening, Night

It's late at night, or early in the morning, and I wake because your hands are on me. You're all over my body, hands roaming, fingers tweaking my nipples and stroking my breasts, strong fingers parting my lips and pushing, gently, inside.

- Plum, A Ripening

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Backstreets Back . . .

I made sure to get paired up with YoungGun for a room at night. That night as we were going to bed, I asked him if he had cheated on his girl, he said no. He was always candid with me. We both started drifting to sleep. Ten minutes later I must have nodded off and snored a little bit because I opened my eyes and thought I saw movement on his side of the room.

I waited, didn't move and heard him spit on his hand and move it to his cock under the covers.
- A Gay Athlete's Life

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See also: Sugasm #90: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

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