Jenna Jameson Keeps It (Er, Them) Real

In case you were wondering, we really didn't intend August to be Jenna Jameson Month here at Fleshbot. But is it our fault if the Queen Of Porn All Media has been keeping particularly busy lately, what with expressing her distaste for KFC, having her 89-s porn classics released in special editions, and imitating a real life Simpsons character and all? The latest dispatch from Mondo Jameson come from a new Us interview in which she discusses the recent removal of her breast implants ("The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn't supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried."), the fact that she (still) wants Scarlett Johansson to play her in the movie version of her life ... and whether or not, alas, she's really retired from doing porn ("Yes. A hundred percent.") Now that she's returned to normal proportions and won't be making dirty movies any more, might we dare to hope that she'll announce a bid to run for president or something in the not-too-distant future? That'll really give us something to write about.

· "Jenna Jameson: Why I Removed My Breast Implants" (usmagazine.com)