Sometimes The Snake Charms You: “Big Black Mamba”

Any self-respecting herpetologist will tell you that it's important to choose the right snake when making a euphemism for your penis. Anacondas are a popular choice, but they're slow and only good at strangling and that doesn't sound very pleasantly erotic. Black mambas, though small, are known to strike with 99% accuracy at maximum speed, in rapid succession. That's why Kobe nicknamed himself "Black Mamba."

But Lord only knows what kind of snake he named his penis after. If you're here expecting to see the Kobe Bryant sex tape, you're going to be disappointed. However, if you're here because you want to see some sweet young women study the finer points of snake handling, then you're definitely in the right place.

Lia Lor learns a lot from Flash Bang and his thick cock, especially as related to the importance of staying wet. She can deepthroat his dick no problem, but she discovers that the best way to get it sloppy and slippery is to pose with her mouth open above his glans--looking somewhat like a snake herself--letting her tongue wipe across his tip while spit slips down his shaft. After that, she can take a ramming from his rod with no problem. If these pictures are anything to go on, Lia and Flash are more in synch than any other couple: look at their fingers interlacing on Lia's ass as they help each other spread her cheeks apart. That's as close to hand-holding as pornstars ever get!

The first time we ever saw Alex Chance was when she was sucking down Michael Vegas's shlong in "Big Girls Are Sexy" back in April. She's still big and still sexy, but now she's tackling a somewhat more challenging penis: the one that Shane Diesel swings around all day. Shane holds himself high and stares off into the distance as Alex slurps on the tip of his cock, and this image makes us realize that "Big Black Mamba" is sort of "Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories" but with the Eddie Powell/New Sensations style of soft lighting and sweet talk. Does that change how we feel about the movie? Nope, it's business as usual. Shane's veiny wang glistens as he slowly pulls it out of Alex's tight twat and it doesn't matter whose idea it was.

Shane donates the use of his dong to Natasha Starr as well, and she is most appreciative for the chance to borrow such a boner. Their styles complement each other well: he with his sunglasses and grimace, she with her barbed wire tattoo and ample jewelry. They could be two badass lovers on the run, taking any chance to have sex that they can, having just knocked over a bank. In this fantasy, the bank was holding big dicks, and Shane used all of them to make his dick extra massive, so this scene is the equivalent of Bonnie and Clyde doing it on a pile of money. Natasha Starr takes every last inch of their plunder in her pussy, and we find that kinky as fuck.

Shane may have a "Big Black Mamba," but we must ask: is it as accurate and fast as its namesake? If that guy can't facial three babes in five seconds, then we demand our money back.

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