Cloudy With A Chance Of Ellie Goulding’s Nipple

December 7, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Ellie Goulding definitely picked the right time to show up wearing a fog bank disguised as a dress. If she had done this any earlier, this picture would've hit the internet yesterday, and then we would've had to completely screw up our Anna Friel/Jessica Biel rhyming nipple show.

We know that nobody but us cares about the rhyme, but even the most word-hating among you has to realize how difficult it is to rhyme "Goulding." Can you think of any rhymes? We can't. Unless you count "ghoul ding," which you shouldn't.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)