Thank God The Ghost Version Of Ryan Keely Is Tangible

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You're in an abandoned and possibly haunted insane asylum, you're all alone, and your boss has sent you wandering around with a camera looking for ghosts. Sounds like something horrible is going to show up, right? That's when you see a ghost who looks like Ryan Keely wearing only panties and a loose nightgown. She's horny, she wants you, and you can actually touch each other. What happens next?

Does her flesh melt off when you run your hands over her a la that one disgusting scene in "The Shining"? Nope, she stays young and cute and there's no hint of violence or decay creeping into her form as she undoes your belt buckle. We can't find anything wrong with this scene; we know that something should be wrong here, but the only thing that seems remotely menacing is the rotating stretcher and Ryan's frantic fucking. Even then, she's probably just overdue for a good fuck and there's nothing inherently scary about a rotating bed. Austin Powers has one of those and he's harmless.

· "Pennhurst" (imdb.com)