Lexington Steele’s Black Mass Leads To “Internal Damnation 5”

One of the things we love most about "Internal Damnnation"--besides the creampies and the religious connotation--is the fact that it makes us think of ejaculation as damnation. Can we please start using that as a regular term throughout porn? "Did you see that Asa Akira video? She takes a huge damnation to the face!"

Or we can even use it in our personal lives. "Honey, don't use that towel. You got damnation all over it, throw it in the hamper." Or, "I wonder if they'll pay more for my damnation since I graduated from an Ivy League?" You see? It rolls off the tongue. Except in this movie; it skips the tongue entirely here.

What is the opposite of a savior? "Enemy" and "foe" don't seem to accurately describe the guys who bang Krissy Lynn's big butt, so we'll have to refer to Mr. Pete and Toni Ribas as "those guys withholding their cream." Anyway, those guys withholding their cream are drawn to Krissy's pantyless curves and lacy lingerie like devils to death metal, and even though they roughly spitroast her between them, fuck her ass, and pull her hair while she swallows their cocks, Krissy looks as calm as can be. We suspect she's been internally damned before, because no one takes a double penetrating like that without a little black magic.

And speaking of black magic, let's talk about Asa Akira (you thought we were segueing to Lexington Steele but you were wrong). John Strong has her locked up in a cage, but it's much bigger than the tiny dog cage we've seen before in Jules Jordan films, so Asa can afford to have her hair teased up all big and poofy. She sucks John's johnson through the bars and presses her ass against them so he can bang her tight twat, but the real fun starts when he frees her from her cage and imprisons his cock in her ass. The wang itself gets out on parole, but his cream serves a much longer sentence.

Who can save these innocent young souls from "Internal Damnation 5"? Better question: why even try? We don't know where the pious deposit their loads, but we bet it's somewhere boring like toilet paper.

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