Dana Vespoli: MILF On A Deadline

While it has been 11 years since the Heath Ledger movie on which it is based, "A MILF's tale 3" still has something new to say about milves. [This is not a parody of "A Knight's Tale"—Ed.] It isn't? Well good, because I hated that movie, but I love Dana Vespoli.

Dana Vespoli is a great performer and fearless, filthy director who last year returned to porn as an honest-to-God MILF after an extended MILF-making hiatus. Her no-nonsense, "Let's get this done because I have errands" approach to her scene in "A MILF's Tale 3" validates my belief that only legitimate milves should cash in on MILF movies.

"I bet you don't even know how to eat pussy," says Vespoli to a gentleman caller (director L.T.) who showed up seeking a cut-rate alternator for his truck.

"Excuse me?" he says.

While most porn does not hold up to deeper reading, this scene does. Did he mean "Excuse me?" because he couldn't believe what he was hearing from a mechanic, did he mean "Excuse me?" because all his friends call him the KING of eating pussy, or did he mean "Excuse me?" because Vespoli was mumbling and he couldn't hear her?

Well, it definitely wasn't 3, because Vespoli has a resonant, well-modulated voice.

The improvised exchange (the gist is: "I am not going to sell you a new alternator for $120, so what are you going to do for me to sweeten the deal?") includes some unnecessarily-scene-extending dialogue from LT, who offers to clean her garage even after she has specifically challenged him to eat her pussy. Then he scoffs at performing such an act in that particular room, because "these are nice pants."

"In your opinion," she says.

L.T. persists in bitching about the location until Vespoli relents and leads him to a more porn-friendly sexing platform, pantsless. It reminded me a little of Julianne Moore's pantsless monologue in "Short Cuts."

Perhaps I expect too much, but I appreciated the little extra bit of care the duo took to develop their characters; Vespoli as the hip-shooting sexed-up businesswoman and L.T. as some dude you are angry at for tryinng to make jokes when presented with a vulva.

"A MILF's Tale 3" also stars Priya Rai, Nicki Hunter, Alia Janine, Mahina Zaltana, and Lucky Starr

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