Samantha Ryan, Celeste Star, And One Lucky Couch

Even the most hot-blooded porn stars can have an off day, so sometimes I watch porn scenes from back to front so I can guess if the means justified the ends. That's why I think Samantha Ryan and Celeste Star should be roommates.

Groucho Marx (whom Samantha Ryan resembles, albeit briefly, with Celeste Star's pubes on her philtrum—see gallery) mentioned not wanting to be in a club that would have him as a member, but I normally don't like lesbian porn because I feel representationally left out. This movie makes that temporarily OK.

In "Lush #3," an all-girl movie directed by Elegant Angel's William H., Star and Ryan, long-time girls-only performers (though Ryan jumped the fence earlier this year), tear each other up on an ochre couch.

It is not as if William H. brings his hardcore sensibility to usually-gauzy fare (after all, Belladonna's movies teach us that women can be filthy when they get together), or that Ryan and Star are finally freed from their softcore Sapphic dry-humping.

Instead, all bring their strengths to the table/couch to make a deeply immersive lesbian scene that is strenuously physical but never not pretty. Star and Ryan really like to get up in there.

I don't care if it's just a job or if these two went home to sexless, cold relationships (somehow I doubt it), but even if they didn't mean it, it sure looked convincing.

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