An Italian Pornstar Goes Topless In Miami: Business As Usual

We New Yorkers are bracing for a second storm but Florida is feeling fresh and sunny as usual, so we understand why Priscilla Salerno didn't feel like visiting us. Still, it would've been nice if a sweet Italian pornstar had taken her top off for us--it would've distracted us from the bitter cold!

We always forget about public decency laws in Miami. The whole reason people are allowed to sunbathe topless on South Beach is because so many foreign tourists do it and it caught on. More to the point, it can't be stopped! Babes like Priscilla are colonizing our beaches with their European ways--this is obviously all Obama's fault.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)