Warning: Josie Jacobs’s Nipples Are Criminally Tasty

At first glance, we thought Josie Jacobs was wrapped up in yellow police tape with "Do Not Cross" written in a strange alien language as if UFOs deemed her body too fantastic to handle. We're not saying aliens are real, but if they're going to contact us for any reason, it'll obviously be to protect us from dangerous hotness.

It's a shame that we don't see Josie more often, but such is life. Igor notes that she wasn't into getting naked on camera while she had a boyfriend and that she seemed uncomfortable during the shoot; we can't detect any such energy in the pictures, but perhaps we're blinded by Josie's high-octane cuteness.

Also, if you'd like to learn more about Igor, be sure to read his description of the day he made Josie. It's precious.

· See much more of Josie at Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)