“Transporter” Solves Problems With Boobs And Lies

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What we don't understand is why he had to dramatically rip his partner's shirt open. He could've just said, "Hey, unbutton your shirt and we're going to trick the woman inside into thinking something awful has happened because you're panicked and your bra is out." But instead he had to be all Michael Jackson with it and send her buttons flying.

Our first thought--since it's the morning and we haven't had any caffeine yet--is that he ripped her shirt open so she would blend in with the woman inside, who was topless at the time. That makes sense, right? "Hey, let me in because I don't like clothing either!" That would work on us.

· "Transporter" (imdb.com)

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