Doggystyle Is A Form Of Hunkering

So, yes, some of us may be a bit preoccupied with the Frankenstorm looming over the East Coast. But rain's coming down, winds are whirling about, and we're trapped in our houses with subways and bridges shuttered! So, while we're all inside together anyway, we may as well start eating drinking our supplies and boning the hours away. It's for safety.

Because, general advice is not to be alone during these emergency situations. This must be why. Did you know that man can survive on doggystyle alone? We're not sure about the hard science behind that declaration, but we'll perform some experiments and get back to you. Until then, snacks and fucks for all! It's sound advice, damn it.

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