You Can’t Criticize Maria Rafael’s Showering Methods

What are you going to say? "She's using too much water, this is bad for the environment." Can you think of a better use for water? Come on, man, the earth is 70% water, every human is 70% water, and we're clearly made to douse our chests with the stuff so people can see our tits through our tanktops.

Water conservation is important--perhaps one of the most important environmental concerns facing the world today. We want future generations to have access to good clean water so they too can pour it on their tanktops and put on a show.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)