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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lovin’ Ladyboy Love Doll

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2007_10_10_matk300.jpgThe ladyboy's erection pressed into my thigh. I was amazed at its size, for the katoey herself was only 5'1" and her cock was a foot long. I finished blowing her up, adjusting the fastener in the middle of her spine, and turned her over. Nearly a foot of cock sprang up, and I was horrified at what I saw ...

... The ladyboy has no balls.

A sex toy has to be something special for me to inflate it, so I was suitably impressed when the Lovin' Ladyboy arrived, five feet tall, two holes, and a schlong not often seen in Asia.

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Alas, we weren't able to get anyone to try it out, because we were too weak from blowing it up, but we did want to find out whose face, vaguely reminiscent of Katherine Helmond's cling-wrapped mug in "Brazil", adorned our Inflate-A-Katoey.

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"It's more about teamwork in Asia," said a spokesman for Third World Media, the firm that partnered with Topco to release the product. Dang. I feel, then, that I received a composite, and that there's not a young natural male walking around Phuket with a foot-long penis, boobies, and no testicles.

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Unlike, say, a kiddie pool, the Lovin' Ladyboy has only one inflation location (its spine), so its use as a flotation device is not recommended. Also, inflation doesn't make the doll particularly firm, so the penis is more of a flourish than something that can be of use, though its length would make it like an insistent finger pokin' at ya, pokin' at ya, if you were ever to try the ladyboy's fellatio skills.

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I think the Ladyboy our office received had a leak, because not a half hour after it was inflated we found it crumpled in a corner. This made her easy to fold and send for rides in the elevator.

· But the Lovin' Ladyboy (sugardvd.com)
· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)

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